You got to be 10 percent smarter than the equipment you’re runnin’. • That boy is nuttier than a porta-potty at a peanut festival. •  Her cookin’s so bad, you couldn’t poke a fork through the gravy. • It’s hotter than a Wal-Mart parking lot in August. • Busier than a set of jumper cables at a Mexican funeral. • She’s so ugly, she could scare a rat off a cheesecake (now that's ugly).

...and HUNDREDS more! Get your collection today!


Hilarious, real redneck sayings collected from real rednecks! You'll find out interesting ways of describing how hot it is, how ugly that fella is, and lots of just plain interesting advice and commentary from our friends from the south. The original book has over 500 sayings collected over the years. And now it's finally available for E-readers too in an all-new, expanded version with TONS of new sayings added to the original collection!

Some adult language, so it's not recommended for youngsters.